liquid lunch

when a closeted gay businessman hires a male hustler over his lunch break and sucks him off

Betty was shocked to learn that her husband who rarely performed oral sex with her was secretly having a liquid lunch at least once a week.

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phact

A portmanteau of "phony fact", referring to a statement that is presented as factual but is actually false or made-up, usually intended to deceive or confuse the listener with misinformation.

A: "Obama was born in Kenya, 9/11 was an inside job, vaccines cause autism, Trump is a Christian... and I can prove it!"
B: "You don't understand the difference between a PHACT you read online and an actual FACT."

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YTML

abbr. You'll Thank Me Later

Order the Chef's Special Hamburger. It's fantastic! YTML.

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astroTERFing

The use – by men – of fake social media accounts that pose as feminist women, to object to the rights of trans women to be recognized as women. See also: Astroturfing, TERF.

Most of the people defending this anti-trans bigot are puppet accounts with stock photos of women for avatars. Literal fake women supporting transphobia: typical astroTERFing!

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Comicsgate

A low-rent spin-off of Gamergate that campaigns against superhero comics that include characters who are non-white or non-straight, female characters with small breasts, and stories that involve modern social themes; by trolling, cyberstalking, doxxing, and otherwise harassing any female, POC, LGBT, and progressive/liberal straight-white-male writers and artists who create them.

Straight White Male Virgin: "Comicsgate is a reader protest movement to get leftist politics and SJWs out of our entertainment and Make Comics Great Again!"
Otto: "You're just a white suburban punk."

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cisteria

A kind of hysterical derangement suffered by some cisgender people, afraid of transgender women being treated like women, and transgender men being treated like men.

People freaking out over trans women in bathrooms suffer from cisteria.

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paralexicon

Another word for "thesaurus".

I couldn't think of another word for "thesaurus", so I had to look one up in my paralexicon.

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