global warmist

To be defined as a global warmist, a person must have all of the following traits:

1) An absolute belief that humans are primarily or even completely responsible for causing a mass climate change which will raise the average temperature of the planet.

2) Will not entertain the idea that it is possible that natural phenomena may cause climate change, regardless of any evidence.

3) Believes it is a good thing to throw billions upon billions of dollars at an idea that may or may not work to stop climate change, "just in case."

4) Believes that natural disasters such as hurricanes and earthquakes are an indirect result of humankind's actions to cause climate change.

5) Shouts down, puts down, and insults anyone whose beliefs run contrary to their own, rather than having intelligent discourse. A zealot for their cause.

Apparently some global warmist just modded down my innocuous comment in the online forum.

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Facebook Snob

Someone who denies your request to add them as a friend on Facebook because he/she thinks that you aren't good enough to be added to their list.

"I've known Jasmine for a few years and figured I'd add her to my Facebook."
"Cool."
"Not really, she denied my request, even though we have some friends in common."
"What a Facebook Snob!"

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JD9

A person with a nine inch penis. JD9's always wants to have sex and brag about his penis size. Loves to drink and have a good time. JD9's dont care about race, size, or looks.....their goal is to satisfy as many females as possible. They are a very good wingman.

That JD9 pulled out his penis and made those bitches melt.