OPHS

Old People Hatred Syndrome

OPHSER: "God dude your grandma wont shut the fuck up.
I just hate the way she does everything."
Grandson: "Dude it's my grandma, relax!"

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Cordship

The act of seeking someone's affections electronically. A courtship conducted via email, text messaging, phone calls; basically anything but actual human contact.

"I like him, but I don't know him well enough. I haven't been able to get to know him that well from our cordship."

"I've been cording her, and I want to meet face to face now!"

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