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COAB

Internet talk, short for Christ On A Bike.

"Hey, Bernard, look at that fool"

"COAB"

by JJP770 July 30, 2009

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COAB

Meaning Cunt Off And Bleed

Hello you spack, Just COAB

by stav June 1, 2005

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COAB

quite simply, a "coab" is a cute oriental asian boy.

who, although not included in the acronym, must also be smart and nice.
VERYYYYYY hard to find these days because they are kind of endangered...
although, of course, there ARE a few(:

so one day...all those "oag"s (oriental asian girls) will find their "coab".
in the meantime, all the girls can do is obsess over potential coabs and...focus on being a nerd and getting into u penn.

AHHHHHH he has the whole emo hair thing going! Lets casually walk by to check and see if hes a true coab!

he was *that close* to being a coab. sighhh, mind as well focus on getting into u penn before worrying about that coab again.

by lalala-sunshine February 15, 2010

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COAB

Your such a Cunt of a bloke.

i caught my mate fuckin my girl what a COAB

by azz789 December 17, 2005

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Coab

Crack open a beer

it's been a tough day, can't wait to Coab !

by Maxx Kelly June 12, 2012

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COAB

COAB refers to actors/models/overall people used in a book as a face claim for certain characters, like a movie

The COAB of this book was well picked!

by YourMomsChokeyBooty May 17, 2023

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