A6

Audi's executive car, similar in size to the BMW 5-Series, the Mercedes-Benz E-Class, the SAAB 9-5, the Volvo S60 and the Jaguar XF.

"I've ordered my new company car today."
"What is it?"
"It's an A6 3.0 TDI."

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E-Class

Mercedes-Benz rival to the Audi A6, BMW 5-Series (including the 550i), Chrysler 300C, Jaaag XF, Lexus GS, Subaru Legacy and Volvo S80.

The W212 generation (2009) E-Class customers could be had with a 1.8-litre turbocharged four-cylinder, 3.0-litre and 3.5-litre six-cylinder, 4.7-litre turbocharged, 5.5-litre naturally-aspirated and twin-turbocharged eight-cylinder petrol engines and 2.1-litre turbocharged and twin-turbocharged four-cylinder and 3.0-litre turbocharged six-cylinder diesel engines.

The E63 AMG variant used a 6.2-litre eight-cylinder petrol engine.

"What's that executive car over there?"
"It's an E-Class with a 3.0-litre V6 diesel."

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E-Class

Mercdes-Benz rival for the BMW 5-Series, Audi A6 and Jaaag XF.
The W212 (2009-) generation is/was available with 2.1-litre four- and 3.0-litre six-cylinder turbo diesel and 1.8-litre turbo four-cylinder, 3.0- and 3.5-litre six-cylinder, 4.7- and 5.5-litre twin-turbocharged and 5.5-litre naturally aspirated eight-cylinder petrol engines.

The E63 AMG is/was available with a 6.2-litre naturally aspirated petrol engine or a 5.5-litre twin-turbocharged V8 petrol engine.

For more information, see Wikipedia.

A: "What engine do you have in your E-Class?"
B: "I have a 3.5-litre V6 petrol."

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Jaaag

A Jaguar car

The sort of person who would go away for a weekend with his wife to a hotel somewhere romantic and spend the entire night flirting outrageously with a waitress and it's OK because he's got a Jaaag.

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Geartronic

Similar in concept to Porsche's Tiptronic gearbox, this 'manumatic' (Manual/automatic) gearbox from Volvo allows the driver to select gears, whilst allowing them to still have the benefits of an automatic gearbox - namely, just sticking the gearlever in "D". The gearbox will change up at the redline should a dozy driver forget to upshift before then. Available with Volvo's T6 and D5 engines only.

"What gearbox does this have?"
"This has a six-speed Geartronic gearbox."

Dictaphone

Idiot who's always on his mobile (cell phone).

A: You'll never guess who was blocking the gangway on the Tube this morning.
B: Who?
A: A Dictaphone.

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V10

An internal combustion engine with ten cylinders arranged in a Vee shape.

"What engine does that Carrera GT have?"
"A 5.7-litre V10."
"Sick!"