Icy breath smoking

Heavy breathing in cold air to make it look like you are smoking.

Dude, what are you 10?, would you stop with your icy breath smoking.

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sexual flavour

each orifice has a taste,

I was down licking and this sexual flavour was devine, like heavenly, never tasted anything so sweet

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Brownshites

can be literally a brown shit

or have a politican reference to Gordon Brown, where his coleeagues are often referred to as Brownites

all these people who advise Gordon Brown are useless their brownshites

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vow of shastity

when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)

have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper

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Jewlous

Being jealous of jewish people
or

being a jealous jewish person

you're just jewlous that they're having a barmitzvah and you're not

wankless

the art of being without a wank.

well that's a wankless task

I'm spilling over, i'm so wankless

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Homorifice

An orfice, predominantly frequented by gay

he took me back to see his homorifice