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2nd coming

when you don't come once but come again

i was shagging this girl yesterday and after I had sex, I wasn't done so she experience the 2nd coming.

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jumping Jack

1. A common name for a flasher who is someone who flashes their genitals to a stranger (generally in the street)
2. A form of exercise similar to star jumpes

1. Oh god, did you hear about Nicole getting flashed by a jumping jack?
He flashed her and ran off.

2. Have you done your jumping jacks yet?

by Jaffaw February 25, 2012

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Packing Space

When visiting generous relatives over christmas or any gift giving time such as a birthday; packing space in your luggage in expectation of receiving gifts for your return journey

Holly: Why are you leaving so much space in your bag, don't you want to pack some more clothes?
Tom: I'm packing space
Holly: What's that
Tom: I'm packing space for my gifts.

by Jaffaw December 28, 2010


acSHITdent

an accident involving shit

gosh, i've just had what feels like an acSHITdent, this is an emergingcy

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


hashstash

the name for a particular type of stash

A pirate might say

how much be in yar hashstash?

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009


Homoffice

An office where gay people work

It was heaven in my homoffice, so homoexotic

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž