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jacksonville

This city is known for its shitty food, hotels, people, water, night life and "transit system"!!! this city is so lame i have seen manitees commit suicide in it . the jaguires are the only half decent thing about this city and they suck to. besides jaguires are indiginous to south america where the fuck do they get off??!!! PlEASE JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST JACKSONVILLE. never go there under any circumstances. if your job tries to send you to a confrence there; quit. if your spouse recomends you go on vacation there; resort to violence. if you have already been there and would like to forget any memories about it.. consider heavy drug use.

I once spent a short time in jacksonville.......Now i cut myself. Enough said!

by Jake1 July 19, 2007

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Manhattan Phobia

Fear and hatred of New York city

"Im sorry, I can't meet you in the big apple, I have Manhattan Phobia"

by Jake1 March 24, 2008