Nathaniel B

One sunny day, two young athletes approach each other with a crowd around them. It was 30 minutes before football practice. REDACTED starts by saying, ” I know this aint 2k, but you look a green light, pull up to her crib, gave her that mean pipe.” The crowd goes crazy as his opponent is flabbergasted by the creative and hurtful insult. His opponent responds by saying, ”You might have given her that mean pipe, but when you run across that alley the choppa go grrrrrr like a fucking beam fight.” The crowd once again goes crazy over his intellectual insult that requires an iq of at least 30. REDACTED starts his response with ” When I want your girl, you know I gotta pound, hold on, I keep a suppressor on my shit cus when I smash it all the way it aint makin no sounds” It is so good that everyone loves it because it doesnt make sense at all. REDACTED goes in for the double roast, ” When I pull up, you know I hit quick, I like my bitches like Malcom, Thicc” The crowd is confused but goes along with it. The orange shirted foe starts back quickly, ”You cant handle me, hold up, aint you Nathaniel B???” He looks back with a shrug as he is confused. The crowd does not like this insult and starts clowning him. REDACTED keeps quiet, but he knows Nathaniels true power and control over matter, he knows this because...

Nathaniel B is his brother.

(Nathaniel B is a tiktok meme and not an inside joke, please do not take this down, Thank You)

”You cant handle me, hold up, aint you Nathaniel B?”