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The feeling or need to turn everything into some sort of math problem.
My algebra teacher often falls victim to The Juneau Effect.
One night when Hitler was done smoking a fat blunt, circa 1937, he decided to kill a group of Jews with fireworks, instead of the usual method of gassing them. This event was ever officially documented, but is commonly referred to as "The Fourth of Jew-ly".
Happy The Fourth of Jew-ly!
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A person with absurdly large ears. It's absolutely ridiculous how big they are.
Todd: "Hey, have you seen how big Kyle Seabass's ears are?"
Jerry: "Yeah, how could I miss them?"
Being a prostitute; giving BJ's for money
Teacher: Wear shorts that short again Sarah and you're gonna end up sucking a biscuit on West Street
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