Cornell University

The member of the Ivy League that is looked down upon as the "Crappy Ivy" (a rather oxymoronic term in itself as all Ivies are excellent schools) by the other seven members of the Ivy League, because it is the least challenging to get into, is partially a state school, and has the highest suicide rate.

Hey, did you get into Harvard?
No
Yale?
No
Princeton?
No
Columbia?
No
Penn?
No
Brown?
No
Dartmouth?
No
Cornell University?
Yeah
Sorry man, that sucks.
Yeah it does.

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T-Mobile

A mobile phone operator with horrendous North American coverage. It compensates for this shortcoming with low monthly rates.

My T-Mobile phone doesn't work in the suburbs. Can I use your Cingular/Verizon/Sprint/house phone?

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whoreton

Derogatory term for the Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania, used by other Penn students who are secretly jealous

Todd isn't in the School of Arts & Sciences, he's in Whoreton. He made $10,000 at an i-banking internship with Goldman Sachs this summer and I hate him.

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amex

American Express credit card

Do you take Amex or Visa?

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