Lucky-Duckies

Lucky-duckies control slaves and prostitutes, and they can seduce anyone into anything.

Are You A Slave, Prostitute or Possibly A Lucky-Ducky?
A slave is a full-time employee working for one business entity. A prostitute is a contracted worker servicing multiple business entities simultaneously. Slaves and prostitutes are servers singing for their suppers, serving the lucky-duckies.

How does one become a slave, prostitute or lucky-ducky?

Slaves, prostitutes and lucky-duckies are born into it. More often than not, slaves and prostitutes are married with mouths to feed, mortgages to pay, thus financial obligations that make them do uncomfortable things like get their knees dirty. Slaves and prostitutes typically aren’t the prettiest, tallest or cleverest. Where slaves and prostitutes lack the ability to seduce anyone into anything, lucky-duckies excel in this domain. This allows the lucky-duckies to control slaves and prostitutes, and create autocatalytic reactions to collect money and power.

Lucky-Duckies drive Ferraris, have houses, pretty mates and lots of money.

duchamp

verb
past tense: duchamped
1. to steal
2. the act of appropriation for one’s own art

I dare you to duchamp it, I double dare you to duchamp it.

TimeRaped

To have one’s time whisked away by incompetence or bad luck.

I’m stuck in the longest line getting timeraped