Danger Fap

Danger Fap is an intense, but dangerous game. In danger fapping, one must masturbate to about halfway till jizztown. The person must then shout for a mom or dad to come into the room, then beat the cock so you can beat the clock.

Fap...Fap...Fap...Fap...Fap...Fap...Fap

"Mom can you come in here?"

FapFapFapFapFapFapFapFapFapFapFapFap!!!

"Never mind Mom, I just wanted to try this sweet thing called danger fapping. Now suck me off"

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SUP SHEMP

Sup Shemp is a mysterious term whose origins have been questioned for many centuries. It has recently been discovered that the term "Shemp" is derived from the classic member of the Three Stooges.

Everyone: SUP SHEMP
Everyone else: Wtf?

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