Peppa

A badass animated pig who don’t take shit from nobody, periodt.

Peppa, what are you doing in my definition?

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greektard

The words greek + retard because Greeks invented mathematics, which forms schools, which forms depressed kids, and is the main reason I’m having a mental breakdown.

Joe-“I hate math and whoever created it.”
Patty-“The Greeks created it.”
Joe- “Ugh, the greektards”

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TikTok

A fun hobby to do when you have no life

“What did you do yesterday?” “Oh I wasted my precious time on tiktok!”

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Shleb

Someone who is unbelievably lazy.

Bethany: “Hey, can you get me the remote?“
Tara: “Are you kidding me?! It’s right fucking there you shleb!“

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