Shleb

Shleb is a word to describe how you feel,describing a person, an emotion or a particular object. It can have a wide range of meaning. Pronounced SHLEEEEB!

My boss is such a Shleb.

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Shleb

A certain amount/measurement of something that someone will ask for. A shleb is relative and can mean different amounts depending on the preferences, greed, and circumference of said person.

Paddy: What do you want in your tea?

Mary: Ah, just a shleb of milk!

Paddy: Grand so!

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Mary: What do you want on your toast?

Paddy: Oh just a shleb of butter will do there Mary!

Mary: Grand!

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Shleb

(Derived from the English terms 'celebrity' and consequently 'celeb') Refers to an individual who's personality is completely transparent and willing to exchange any shred of personal/moral dignity in exchange for fame, money or attention. Plural: Shlebs.

"Oh Dan Wadley, that self admitted shleb!"

"Katie Price: The original Shleb."

"Fuck of you bunch of Shlebs!"

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Shleb

Someone who is unbelievably lazy.

Bethany: “Hey, can you get me the remote?“
Tara: “Are you kidding me?! It’s right fucking there you shleb!“

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