Marsing

The act of sticking a mars bar into ones vagina/anus/any other inappropriate cavity of the body besides the mouth, then eating it.

1. HER: "Hey you have a bit of chocolate in your teeth"

HIM: "Oh, yeah, I was just marsing my girlfriend."

2. HIM: "Wow, your vag tastes like mars bar."

HER: "Yeah, that would be because I was recently marsed."

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Marsing

The act of smushing your nuts against someone. It derives its name from the fact that Marzipan is made from mushed nut paste, and also it functions as a parallel to "mooning."

He was just marsing his gym teacher, do you think he'll get expelled?!

Marsing

Male response to stimuli as a result of the culmination of all thoughts and ideas which may influence a man's perception at any given time. Often contributes to serious miscommunication, especially with the opposite sex.

Thanks for taking out the trash. I mean that exactly, don't go marsing it up on me.

marselis

A marselis is a term used to describe an extremely problematic day you would be having. Usually a day in which nothing is going right, and everything you touch, you break.

I'm having the worst marselis day you've ever known.

Everything I do today is marselis.

I've marselised my day up today.

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Marse

To screw over a friend, often hitting up your old girl

Man, he really Marse’d me!

marse

sexy hot dilf with abnormally big dick and extremely hot ginger son

that mans a real marse

marse

what I ask you to kiss. what i sit on.

when i drop my drawers please kiss marse.

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