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When someone upsets you so you wait until they are sleeping, pull down your pants down, squat over their face, spread your buttcheeks and grind your asshole on their nose and face.
My roommate Bill ate the last taco at dinner last night so I gave him a stinknose!
This concept is very much like the fetish of scat except instead of your girlfriend/boyfriend pooping on your body or in your mouth they stuff a Snickers bar up their anus, preferably for a long period of time such as 8 hours, and then push the Snickers body out onto your body or into your mouth. This is great for those who are relatively new to the fetish of scat but want to do some test runs first.
Man #1: "Hey man, me and my girl think we're into pooping on each other and into each other's mouth but we are just not sure if we are into scat sex play!"
Man #2: "Oh, then you should snat first! Just have your girl put a whole Snickers bar up her butthole while she is at work and then come home and squeeze it out into your mouth! Then you can decide if you want to try scat afterwards!"
Man #1: "Wow, that is a great idea! I'm going to head to the store now and buy a Snickers bar so we can try it tomorrow!"
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Someone who, in the middle of a conversation, goes over to the corner of the room and proceeds to pull down their pants and poop on the floor while the other person stares in disgust. Then the corner pooper pulls up their pants and returns to the conversation and points out that someone pooped on the floor over there and cautions the other person not to step in it.
"Man, the other day Gary and I were talking and that dang corner pooper straight shat in the corner and then had the nerve to tell me to be careful because someone pooped in the corner as if it wasn't him and I hadn't just seen him do It!"
A cuntroach is a cockroach that lives inside a woman's vagina and can often be seen crawling out of the vagina when a woman is taking her panties off to have sex with her john.
I was about to have sex with this hooker the other night when a giant cuntroach crawled out of her hole, ran down her leg and scurried under the bed. It was so gross!
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Someone who likes to strip down naked and hide at the bottom of a porta potty, usually camaflouging themselves with brown paint, and masturbate while people come in and unknowingly piss and shit on the portabator. The portabator will usually hide at the bottom of the porta potty for several days, masturbating relentlessly as they roll around in the piss and shit and reach climax multiple times.
Man#1 "Hey, are you going to the Westville rock festival this weekend? It's going to be 3 days of fun!"
Man#2 "Going? I'll be there all 3 days portabating! Come see me, I'll be at the bottom of porta potty #12. Make sure to wait until the end of the day when your bladder and rectum are full please."
Man#1 "You're a sick portabator."