Portabator

Someone who likes to strip down naked and hide at the bottom of a porta potty, usually camaflouging themselves with brown paint, and masturbate while people come in and unknowingly piss and shit on the portabator. The portabator will usually hide at the bottom of the porta potty for several days, masturbating relentlessly as they roll around in the piss and shit and reach climax multiple times.

Man#1 "Hey, are you going to the Westville rock festival this weekend? It's going to be 3 days of fun!"

Man#2 "Going? I'll be there all 3 days portabating! Come see me, I'll be at the bottom of porta potty #12. Make sure to wait until the end of the day when your bladder and rectum are full please."

Man#1 "You're a sick portabator."

Portabating

The act of actively masturbating in a Porta John.

Mike: "Jamal the security guard was caught portabating during work hours."

John:"Wait, he was caught actively masturbating in the Porta John?"

portabe

A person who wants to be Portugese but isn't. See wanabe and Portugese

Look at that chick with the baseball cap and the fake skin! What a portabe!

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