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tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 9, 2018


bademadam

A bisexual criminal who sometimes goes by the name of Emily, other times they go by the name Adam.

At the BBQ held somewhere in Chicago, Illinois the local Mafia are planning their next heist, among the invited guests is bademadam.

by Jewish madam January 22, 2020


made in _____, made by _____

Said of a person born in one country, but growing up in another country.

An Arab (for example an Iraqi) that has been living in the United States since aged 2 is definitely made in _____, made by _____.

by Jewish madam December 27, 2018

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wave wave

What someone does when their are staring intensely at the waves on a beach as they come and go.

Bill and James were at Hunting Beach when James did the wave wave.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018


war yak

A heavily armed police officer on riding a horse.

Look out man here comes a war yak!!!

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018


sheep thriller

An outside cinema located on a large farm.

Next Tuesday Titanic will be shown at a sheep thriller not far from Poughkeepsie, New York.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018


flight fight

A family traveling on an aircraft to somewhere that can't decide what movies to watch in what order before arriving at their destination.

Air Hostess to Mr and Mrs Johnson and the 8 children "Do you really want to spoil this journey for all the passengers just because of your pathetic flight fight?"

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018