Being Jelqpilled is when you are obsessed with Jelq or Jelqing, the act of naturally enlarging your penis size. Someone who is jelqpilled often has huge forearms and carpal tunnel syndrome. Often used as a negative slander
Bro 1:Bro Cade is so Jelqpilled
Bro 2: Totally dude have you seen the size of his right arm?
Bro1: Not only that but is cock size too!
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Someone who is extremely horny in a similar manner to a dog. Dogs are often seen humping random objects/people, a horndog would do something similar. They also are usually of the pedophile appearance.
Person 1: Hunter is such a horndog!
Person 2: I know right? He was humping the biology teacher's leg!
Someone who is absolutely SMOKING HOT!!
Bro 1: dude have you seen Sarah?
Bro 2: totally dude sheâs a hot joint!!