Chiving

A sexual act in which a man has anal sex with a woman. He then pulls out and with poop on his dick bangs her armpit. The end result is a poop mark in the shape of a chive.

Dude I totally heard that Seth was chiving with Shelia and things got messy.

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Throat Sore

the sexual act of having sex with a person that has a hole in their throat. resulting in the best blow job in the world.

Doris just got a new voice machine, Jimmy broke the last one after a rough throat sore.