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wisam

the most beautiful women in the world

Who do you think you are, Wisam? biotch

by Jj January 3, 2005

65πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


new jersey

A great place with mostly friendly people. South Jersey is lovely. Lots of expensive Housing developments. Lots of pretty little victortian towns too. Theres nothing like the Jersey Shore or Jersey Tomatoes! Lots of emo is from Jersey. Jersey has a good local punk scene, ive heard too.

Mmm Jersey Tomatoes.

by Jj January 21, 2004

199πŸ‘ 117πŸ‘Ž


rockstar

A girl who is crazy in bed.

Roxx was riding me and screaming OH, OH, OH. She wanted it all night, what a rockstar!

by Jj April 9, 2004

20πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


status quo

The shittiest fuckin rock band ever. tehy're about 90 and should hang up their guitars and stop making cheesy tunes.

Man, thats nearly as shit as status quo!

their entire album back catalogue

by Jj March 10, 2005

79πŸ‘ 231πŸ‘Ž


scrage

A very ugly guy or girl.

Jason's girlfriend was a scrage!

by Jj February 26, 2003

7πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


wankshaft

Derived from the two words, 'Wank' and 'Shaft'. 'Wank' is a slang word for 'masturbate', and 'shaft' is the shapoe of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).

'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.

Crash is a wankshaft.

by Jj January 30, 2004

72πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


spide

characterised by a stupid 'barcode' 'tash, shaved head apart from a fringe, a baseball cap on the very back of the head (the closer the peak is to vertical, the harder they think they are), trackies (usually white or disgustingly flourescent).
A complete lack of intelligence is usually neccessary, as is the pack mentality (usually displayed through large groups standing outside an offlicense crowded round a radio playin 'beats' and swearing at the 'wenkers' who wont get them shwall a.k.a. booze, usually white lightning - dirty dirty cider).
Usually seen riding around belfast on gopeds - those microscooters with a hairdryer engine on the back, or if they are slightly less trampy, in a 'madifeyd' vauxhall nova.
Their favourite activities include hassling people, robbing pensioners, kickin' off on people for no reason apart from 'slabberin', and sniffing glue.

those spides outside the offies well need a beating, glue-sniffin bastards.

by Jj July 4, 2004

20πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž