Black Dare

A dare that has no get-out clause. If you Black Dare someone, they can't back out of it, under any circumstances.

Person A: "I dare you to go chat up that fat bird at the bar".

Person B: "Well I BLACK dare you. That means you HAVE to do it".

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Mustard Precum

That watery shit that comes out before you squirt your mustard

I just shot so much mustard precum. It's gonna ruin my weiner

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