herpes

Herpes, herpes, you make me so sore...I shouldn't have fucked that Tijuana whore...now my dick runs like an old sink...and whatever that juice is, it sure as hell stinks...I've got the gift that keeps on giving...without my dick, is life worth living? I'm going to drown my sorrows in tequila...then maybe I'll call my ex-wife Sheila

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Taxation without penetration

Taking gas and beer money from your girlfriend so you can drink and drive to another bitch's house because you can't stand your girlfriend's stale pussy anymore.

My girlfriend can't vote against taxation without penetration because my house isn't a ho democracy.

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clap trap

The vagina and labia of a promiscuous woman, especially one growing chlamydia.

Your sister's crotch is a smelly clap trap and makes more cheese than Wisconsin.

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