The act of an uncircumcised man pulling his elongated and flacid foreskin over the big toe of an unsuspecting/complying man.
Last night Jonah gave me a Man Skin Boot.
or
Newsflash: Jonah Giltz is offering his service of Man Skin Boot for a small fee; generally less than $32.44.
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The situation that one Jonah Richard Giltz gets himself into after masturbating to completion while thinking about Toriâs Biloba. Immediately after slinging the monochromatic mustard shot, he then becomes the Lucky Pierre for three different groups of men, ingesting semen until his stomach expands with undulating desire and his anus puckers. The resulting space within his asshole then becomes the Wumple Gimlet, ready to receive the final loads, holding them until they ferment into an almost sludge-like, yet still malleable putty. Removing the contents of the Wumple Gimlet, and placing it in Jonahâs mouth is called The Roswell Pettybone Flower.
âHey James, why isnât Jonah home from work yet? Itâs already 1am!â
âDont you remember? Heâs getting paid to do a Wumple Gimlet for those twinks in the East Villageâ
âOh, right, how could I forget!?â
âTonight is the 2-for-1, Man Skin Boot and the Wumple Gimlet for $29.03â
âWhat a bargain! Letâs kiss!â
âOkay! I enjoy your private parts, Daneâ
âYouâre so sweet, would you like to have a Dead Baby Popsicle with me? Itâs from the batch of â09; perfectly preserved.â
âHell yes! The parents are STILL looking for that mongoloid!â
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