jew horde

To be stingy and horde ones personal belongings, usually pertaining to Jew gold.

Don't ask Mario for a cookie, he jew hordes his.

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spread susan

The act of laying on one's back spreading your legs and farting.

Hey man, come and light this spread susan style fart.

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Super Best Friends

A holy group consisting of relgious figures. Includeing Jesus, Mohammed, Joseph Smith, Krishna, Sea Man, Bhudda, Moses, and Lao Zi. In a southpark episode they unite against the cult of David Blaine which actually alludes to Scientology.
Some believe that the super best friends also have super epic mounts:
Jesus: Unicorn
Mohammed: Twelve Teeted Camel
Joseph Smith: A Sly Fox
Krishna: An Elephant
Bhuda: Panda
Moses: Serpeant
Lao Zi: Chines Dragon
Sea Man: Sea Horse

Super Best Friends UNITE!

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stinky stesha

The act of bare ass farting in another's face.

Dude, I just hicked my pants down and gave Jimmy such a brutal stinky stesha.

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that's a good little bitch

The frase used to rudely thank a friend for a favor.

Jordan:Hey Jon can you throw this out because your already up?
Jon:I guess
Jordan:That's a good little bitch.
Jon:Scew You.

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gooch grab

When one grabs the gooch, aka the taint of male. Taint referring to the are between one's ass and balls.

Dude, I swear to Christ that i'll gooch grab you if you do that again.

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