m3g4hurtz

What Jordan steals from people in order to use them for other purposes.

I STOELD HIS MEGAHURTZ ADN TEH SOLD TEHM ON TeH EBYA!11111

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insignif

Someone who is worthless, or, insignificant.

Chris is such an insignif, he never tells the truth and always praises the New Jersey Devils.

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iskra

Means "The Spark" in Russian. It was the name of Lenin's newspaper.

Let's read the Iskra and talk about how communism works in theory, so we sound like we're intelligent, although everyone already knows that.

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coochal crevice

Slang term for vagina.

Ima hit Tina's coochal crevice if it's the last thing I do!

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Pontiac Racing

Jordan's car. Jordan often wonders why his car is broken.

WHY TEH FKUC ISTN MY CAR WORKGIN AGIAN!!!!!!!!111 IS TI BEAUCSE I E_BrEKA IT TO MCUH?/////////

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dicey

What happens when you ride a bike on a frozen lake. You get all dicey and shiznat. (((WHAT WHAT!)))

Check it, lets go ride on that lake with our Huffy's, it's for sure gonna end up dicey!

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Upsurt

Exquisite Bulgarian rap band. From Bulgaria! Emilio manages them and steals all of their stotinki when they are sleeping.

Bat Venci: Emilio good man is.
Emilio: I steal your stotinki when you sleep.
Bat Venci: :0

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