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Cumpf

An unexplainable irritation of the chin

Rowan- You've got a very substantial cumpf today
Person- on my chin?
Rowan- Yeh, right next to your election

by bassface5 October 16, 2010

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Cumpf

Can be used in place of the word "vagina" or as a mild insult toward a male, with relatively the same degree of insultitude as "asshole" or "fool" or "loser" would have.

"I betcha she's got a nice cumpf."
"Dude, you're always such a cumpf when you're around those other friends of yours."
or
"I can't stand that guy, he's such a cumpf."

by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006

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ARUBIAN CUMPF

The HIGHEST quality sock fabric created by man. Made in the country of Arubia and derived from the extremely rare cumpf plant.

"Oh man these Markipliersocks are so nice I can feel the ARUBIAN CUMPF!"

by x_janae_x April 29, 2017

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arubian cumpf

The highest quality of cumpf

Wow! This Markiplier merch is 100% arubian cumpf!

by Dankri April 29, 2017

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