V-Rect

An erection, usually long lasting, after taking Viagra.

Todd was beginning to lose blood flow to his head after three hours of a v-rection.

Moe'd out

When one has changed their lifestyle to suit a Mormon significant other.
When one becomes Mormon.
When one makes choices that are not of their own, but rather of a group.

Al: How come Danny doesn't come to the bar anymore?
Dan: He's totally moe'd out over that new girl Becky.
Al: Another one bites the dust.

Hank no longer drinks alcohol, coffee, tea, nor swears nor has premarital sex, nor has any fun for that matter since the church totally moe'd him over.

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dork

Used humorously to describe one's penis.

Man, watching Betty climb out of the hot tub without her top on; my dork sprang to life and bulged right out of my shorts.

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