P.V.S. (Phantom Vibration Syndrome)

When a person believes that he/she feels their phone vibrating when it isn't.

Person: "Hold on, I'm getting a .... never mind. It's just my damn P.V.S. (Phantom Vibration Syndrome) acting up again".

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embeerassed

Doing something embarrassing while drunk.

I was fucked up last night, and totally hit on my sister-in-law. I'm so fucking embeerassed".

spock blocking

Introducing Logic into a conversation to counter an obviously asin9ine statement. Successfully.

'Man, I thought my argument supporting Arizona's immigration laws was valid. Until you pointed out that a law that circumvents The Bill of Rights for illegals, circumvents the Bill of Rights for us all. You totally Spock Blocked me!"-----Spock Blocking

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