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The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings
No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot
Fictional character. No such puppy exists
I met a smart Hollywood model, she was trying to find the gas tank on her Tesla
Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God ð¤¦ð» âï¸ð§ð» âï¸
Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!
A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint
Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience
The hottest girl in town. Who constantly ignores you. Steals your girl friend. And laughs all the way to the bank. And it's really smart to. Dammit
See that boss bitch over there. The one standing next to a true Brittany.
Obviously not looking at this mini Chad
I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer
Model or diorama representative of a model who can play basketball
Did you see that model dunk that basketball! Now thats a trick shot model !
Now can someone please tell her Tesla's don't have gas tanks