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A sexual position where one gentleman flaps their arms squawking until another gentleman comes up behind them and places their head between their legs like a penguin's egg. The second gentleman then promptly places the first gentleman's genitalia in his mouth. Then the first gentleman proceeds to waddle around until he releases his load onto the pavement.
Hey, James, Wanna try the pingu??
The act of drugging a stranger so that they are in a zombie-like state, you then proceed to insert your genitalia into their mouth.
(Top tip: make sure they don't bite)
James, eat this cookie, I promise it isn't drugged. I don't want to try the walking head
The act of luring women into your red van, placing them in boxes with holes placed in strategic areas. Then the "Postman" proceeds to insert his member into said holes and sings the postman pat theme tune. If the "postman" finishes before the song he must be locked in a box and thrown off a bridge as punishment.
Hey, James, I've got a red van, do you want to borrow it and do the postman pat
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