Babycapped

The inability to do anything fun or exciting due to the fact that you now have a child.

Several major stores have incorporated Babycapped parking in their lot. (i.e. Expectant mother parking or family parking(Ikea))

I invited James and Brianna over for dinner, but they can't font a sitter. They are so babycapped.

I'm so glad we have a baby so we can park in the babycapped space.

Oklahomo

A homosexual person who hails from the Midwest.

Have you met Dave's friend Bill from Indiana? He's totally a Oklahomo.

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