Kezhen

The man, the myth, the legend, Kezhen is the Keanu Reeves of team fight tactics. A humble man who always downplays how good he is at the game. However, unlike Keanu his skill comes at a cost of never ending toxicity. The only thing he needs to exist in this world is KFC. His love for KFC is like the tragedy of Romeo and Juliet, the more he consumes the closer he gets to a chonky boi. But he sees this as an absolute win because it allows him to embody his spirit animal, Snorlax. He respects homosexuals so much that he displays his toxicity by calling others "homosaturated" instead of "gay" to avoid any form of offence to potential homo players. He is the reincarnation of Carl Friedrich Gauss. His brain is so big that he decided to do science/statistics in university.

I saw Kezhen in the KFC line yesterday, the whole store let him go to the front line.

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