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kezhen

always down to go for KFC espically zinger boxes
is a funny friend but will kill you for kfc or maccas
very toxic and always swears

would rather take the bus home than the train coz he's lazy
literally the worst coach at league of legends, team fight tactics and apex legends
is lucky that his parents pay for his uni bills hence he's as big as gragas
lives in lidcombe but complains renovating his new house in berla

oh no! its Mr toxic man (kezhen) let's leave the call guys!

by snorlax1 December 5, 2019

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Kezhen

The man, the myth, the legend, Kezhen is the Keanu Reeves of team fight tactics. A humble man who always downplays how good he is at the game. However, unlike Keanu his skill comes at a cost of never ending toxicity. The only thing he needs to exist in this world is KFC. His love for KFC is like the tragedy of Romeo and Juliet, the more he consumes the closer he gets to a chonky boi. But he sees this as an absolute win because it allows him to embody his spirit animal, Snorlax. He respects homosexuals so much that he displays his toxicity by calling others "homosaturated" instead of "gay" to avoid any form of offence to potential homo players. He is the reincarnation of Carl Friedrich Gauss. His brain is so big that he decided to do science/statistics in university.

I saw Kezhen in the KFC line yesterday, the whole store let him go to the front line.

by KFC_Lord December 9, 2019

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kezhen

He is the funniest guy you will ever meet even though he might not realise it since he is an airhead but he will appreciate any attention he gets. He thinks he is toxic but deep down underneath all that tough skin, there is still just endless toxicity to the point of no return. However, he really cares about the people he cares about and will always look out for you. Honestly a good friend who likes to joke around. He also likes zinger boxes. and he looks high. and he is kinda of a chonky boi.

Allan: "why aren't you going bot you're single-handedly losing us this game"
Kezhen: "Why you bully me!"
*everyone laughs*

Kezhen: "You guys f*cking suck"

by Kezhen Admirer December 5, 2019