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The act of getting quickly dressed and leaving the place where you were partially or entirely nude. This can be used in several circumstances with the same outcome and differing connotations:
1.Before the sex act - Terminating the sexual situation before it completes, often this is a negative situation where one partner wants to continue but the other does not.
2. After the sex act, usually for a hookup or casual FWB encounter where the relationship is really about the hookup. This is not a negative generally just a statement or acknowledgment (or boast/brag that sex happened).
3. During the sex act - This is the most negative use of the term and often indicates a finality to the âsplitâ the speaker is indicating they are not going back to the situation and that it was negative.
4. A solo situation where the speaker is indicating the are going to get dressed and leave (presumably to meet with the person they are speaking to) - in this use it is indicative that the speaker needs time to get ready before they can leave and is a way to communicate to the person they are speaking to that itâs best not to ask what they need to do first and that privacy is a good plan. It essentially indicates that âyou donât want to knowâ so âdonât askâ to the person that they are speaking to you, but also indicates that once they get done with whatever scandalous or nefarious act, they are engaged in they will be leaving.
1 Lorenzo- u hook wit dat bitch?
LaShante - I waz in, she was throatin, I see the crusty playnket, I zipped and split.
Lorenzo - Want me to help you out?
LaShante - brah you know I donât let no bros near my mansausage.
Lorenzo - just sayin I got hole if you need to hide the pole.
LaShante - Well, I got 20 minutes before I got to split â¦â¦
Susan - you guys are so gross.
2: Charlie : Hey brah howâd it go with your girl?
Krishna: Oh brother it was very nicely got to fucking.
Charlie: Yeah? Damn that dope!
Krishna: Oh yes my friend it was lovely indeed. Firstly we make sweet dinner and watch lovely movie about social class in modern Delhi and then I gave her the porking and zipped and split.
Charlie: Damn thatâs dope. I am horny thinking about it.
Krishna: Want a little of my sweet Bombay ball juices for your afternoon delight?
Charlie: Iâll blow you in my car, I washed my playnket.
Krishna: wonderful news indeed!
Susan: You guys are so gross.
3.James: brah, why You back?
Leon: I roll up, bitch waz on all fours on a playnket. I pushed in that shit, and brah it was shit. That bitch didnât clean! I zipped and split.
James: brah thats wrong. Did you clean it off brah?
Leon: nah I just zipped and split.
James: can I lick it clean for you?
Leon: well, I got 20 minutesâ¦.
Susan: You guys are so gross.
4. Dee: Can you get down here to fill a shift?
Ted: boss, I just gotta zip and split so chillax and Iâll come down.
Dee: Bet. See you when you get here.
Ted: bet.
This is when you are poised over a waiting hole and you yell âwoooka wooka trust me babahâ then thrust forward with all your strength. Your member lodged deeply within the hole the recipient will likely scream gasp or pass out briefly then be transported to nirvana where they will be instantly given orgasmic bliss and never again will they be subjects to complaints about the price of corn or the availability of oat derivatives used in the production of goat or duck semen.
Ed: Iâm not ready for this
Joe: WOOKA WOOKA BABAH
ED: aaaaaaaarrerggghhh that hurts omg! Omg! I canât â¦â¦.. ooooh Iâve reached nirvana and suddenly Iâm no longer concerned with my goat semen supply chain. Deeper! Deeper!
Joe: hell yes! Ima give you another penile trust fall when I reload my sac!
Ed: this is love.
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Extremely trendy term from NYC for genitals - male or female.
PROPERLY PRONOUNCED:
WILL-UH-MING-US
Generally used with an action verb such as:
Tickle my willamingus
Lick my willamingus
Bite my willamingus
Can also be used like:
Damn she got a fine ass willamingus
Thrust your willamingus into me
Or even more popular:
I got my willamingus crave up yo!
A term frequently used on gay hookup apps indicating a desire for someone to have anal sex with the speaker.
This term comes from a derogatory gay stereotype that gay men choose it insert small animals into the rectum. While largely untrue, there has been enough fear/horror/disgust about the old âhamster up the wazooâ concept that this sad tale has been woven into countless tasteless gay jokes.
Jon: hey there sexxy can we hook up?
Billy: Jonny boy you are so horny today wtf?
Jon: Well I was just hoping youâd help me find my lost hamsterâ¦.
Billy: Ima poke you a good for sure Jonny Boy and if I happen upon your lost hamster Iâll be sure to let you know.
Jon: bet! I went as far up in it as I could but I couldnât reach any further without help.
Billy: I got you brah, when we going to find your lost hamster? I got hard talking about it.
Jon: scoop me up in 45 min?
Belinda: you guys are so gross.
A blanket or comforter that is used only for sex. Often of questionable cleanliness and always worn out and looks like it should have been throwing away a long time ago, the defining features are that it matches absolutely nothing else about the decor room, it is worn thin in many places, and has anonymous, random stains that will never come out no matter how clean it might or might not be. Often used for hook ups, one night stands, anonymous, sex, or sloppy solo sessions.
Anthony: Waz up brah?
Ignacio: Brah I am horny af and got blueballz hella mad.
Anthony: Brah you didn hook up wit dat gramps from grinder? He was hella wantin you to top him mad crazy an shit!
Ignacio: brah, we was lickin and sweatin and I was on rock like a muthafuka. I saw me some hella nice hole and was lined up to make him go all wooka wookaâ¦
Anthony: wat the shit go bad?
Ignacio: brah, we was all drippin the nutjuice and he grabs a playnket that was hella crusty.
Antonio: Nah way brah!
Ignacio: legit. I waz off rock and limpy like hell no. I zipped and split.
Anthony: fuck Iâm sorry brah that shit is lame.
Susan: You guys are so gross.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PENILE TRUST FALL!
This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.
Norbert: Wooka wooka babahâ¦.. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!
Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert youâve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?
Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.
Jimmy: Bet
See dat boy up in this bitch? He waz all like yo yo yo, but nah he ainât got no play cuz he pulled a penile trust fail now heâs got a cracked willie.
To bend a penis in an improper direction resulting in it cracking. Very painful.
Yo dont be humpin dat block of ice dog, you gonna crackawillie