A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.
Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.
Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.
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A conservatory owned by a twat
JP: "That's a nice conservatory, Ian"
Ian: "It's a fucking Orangery!"
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A person who fears or dislikes budget guitars
"Why you spending all that money on a Gibson, you fuckin' epiphobe..."