flotsam

an inability to have a erection for more than a period of 5 days,and without treatment a certain form of dick crust will appear

Dude, I think my dick has flotsam i haven't had an erection for like a week!

Dude i heard that guy has flotsam on his dick you can tell he hasn't got laid in a while

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Kanus Breath

Used to describe people's rank ass breath.. Canine+Anus=Kanus

Chelsea has Kanus Breath.

Your girlfriend has Kanus breath, tell her to brush her teeth!

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