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Unaware Dick Talker

Unaware Dick Talker (UDT) refers to a person who comes across as a jerk when talking but does not realize and is not trying to be mean.

For example, they'll be giving advice while you two are playing a sport, but the way they phrase what they say and the tone of their voice makes you feel like shit even though they mean well.

Another example is when you make a comment in class and then they follow-up on your comment by saying they fundamentally disagree with you. Instead of respectfully disagreeing, their phrasing and tone makes then come off as a total and utter dick.

They are usually condescending and think they know everything and their opinion is superior; however, they are unaware that they come across as a dick and should not be confused with actual dicks.

John is such an unaware dick talker. I'm scared to give my presentation tomorrow because I know he will talk about how he disagrees with me in a very mean manor.

by Kentviknesh April 28, 2021


Chill Score

A number from 1 to 100 representing how chill someone is.

1 is no chill whatsoever and 100 is absolute chill.

An amazing complement of chill is made when the value is above 70.
A huge insult is made when the value of chill is below 35.

Kevin: Man, Martin has no chill. Can you believe him?
Chill God: Bruh relax, he just has a chill score of 24.
Kevin: You right, you right.

by Kentviknesh May 16, 2017


Pffh Duh

Used when something is said in an obvious manner when it is not obvious to others. Pffh Duh is then stated as a joke mimicking the speaker because it truly was not obvious.

Teacher: You do not need to memorize all fifty equations because you can derive these formulas all from this first formula. Its very simple to derive each equation and then you can obviously create a system of equations with every derived equation to create the final equation.

Students: *Whisper to each other* Pffh Duh!

by Kentviknesh October 2, 2016

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Pre-ex

Pre-ex refers to your ex boyfriend/girlfriend before the break up. Many people get confused when someone refers to their ex if they are talking about before or after the break up.

If a person says, "My ex burned my house down" you wouldn't know if the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down while they were still dating and that's why they broke up or if they broke up and then the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down.

Bro 1: Bro I made out with my Pre-ex a lot.
Bro 2: Nice, so who you making out with now?

vs

Bro 1: Bro I made out with my ex a lot.
Bro 2: Nice, you getting back together?

by Kentviknesh July 20, 2018