superman

when your lady is sleeping place you ass above her face facing her feet slap her stomach and throw your arms forward and say wooosh this will startle the female and her face will then enter your ass

i gave my girlfriend a superman last night... she was pissed, it was awsome

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[cuntsickle]

when an abnormaly large clit becomes stuck to a frozen pole

polorbear club and a pole.... need i say more cuntsickles

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