Sex

About... 95% percent of the guys in your school are thinking about constantly....

That guy keeps on looking at me in my 5th period.. i he defiantly wants to have sex with me

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studying

If you look at the word carefully... you would see the word DYING....

Nate: HEY DUDE ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!! LETS GO OUT!!!
Tyrone: I can't dude.... I'm stuDYING for the finals....

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small world

Something you'd say when you meet someone unexpectedly....

*you run into your friend in your vacation far away from your hometown*

Bill: HEY Bob!
Bob: WOW!! Small world, huh?

Also in resident evil 4:

*Leon runs into cabin*
Luis: LEON! Small world, ehh?

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mines

An explosive device meant to explode when you're near it.

Man: Wow! I found a cool pencil! I might as well just slip it in my pocket
Boy: SIR!! THAT PENCIL IS MINES!
Man: Oh, I'm sorry young man - wait... wahh??

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