florfed

v. Completely ruined, inactivated, disabled, or destroyed; especially when used in reference to computer software or electronic gadgetry.

Sheee-yit, I installed that Windoze security update, and now my web browser is florfed!

Sheee-yit, my idiot sister put Celine Dion on my stereo, and when Celine hit the high note she florfed my tweeter!

george

A U.S. $1 bill. After George Washington, whose mug appears on it.

Dude, lend me a George, I'm jonesin' for a Hershey bar.

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905

Term used by Toronto urbanites to poke fun of those who live, and/or behave like they live, in the suburbs.

You shop at Wal-Mart? That's, like, sooooo 905.

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604

Area code for British Columbia lower mainland, including Vancouver and suburbs, Fraser Valley, Sea-to-Sky (Squamish-Whistler-Pemberton), and Sunshine Coast.

You mean I have to dial 604 first even when I'm in POWELL friggin' RIVER?

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shite-burger

The way to order a cheeseburger in Hungary. "sajt" (pronounced like "shite") means cheese.

Cashier: Teség?
Customer: Shite-burger.
Cashier: Persze. (she hands you a cheeseburger)

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