Smurf

A bunch of short blue things that all look exactly the same. They use smurf in the place of all verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, prepositions, and every other word in the English language. Almost all of them are male (DAMN SEXIST CARTOON WRITERS!!!!!). They also never reproduce, yet somehow they still exist. (BUT WAIT, THAT'S A PARADOX!!!!) DUH!!!!!!!!!!!

also a word that is hilarious to substitute for cuss words, especially when you intentionally call them a smuff instead and they don't catch that there is a difference.

person one: damit!

KrazyDude: no, you're supposed to say smurf it

person one: smurf

KrazyDude: yep, you damn smurfing smurf, smurf smurfing son of a smurf

GO SMURF A SMURF, YOU DAMN SMURFING SMUFF

person one: did you just call me a smuff

KrazyDude: no you damn smurfing Smuff, go smurf some smurfing smurf

i said smuff, or did i say smurf, or did the smuffing smurfer smuff that i said smuff but smurf but smuffing smuff

you smurfing damn smurf smurfer

Person One: O_o 0_0 o_O

KrazyDude: I THOUGHT SO!!!!!

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