Chiri

Also known as the "Secret Tool of Mickey Mouse". Chiri is the man for the job. When you have a buggy program, a house leakage, or a broken car, you can always call Chiri.

Necunoscut: Am eu un baiat.

Eu: Este Chiri?
Necunoscut: Nu.
Eu: Atunci nu ma intereseaza.

LuciBanul

He can be a secret agent, a russian spy or a double/ triple agent and nobody would know.
Also known as 007 (0 - friends told something, 0 - secrets found, 7 - wives at home and nobody knows about them).
He also may have a child called Vladimir.

Person one: Ai auzit ca LuciBanul s-a casatorit?
Person two: Eu am auzit ca a divortat.
Person three: Eu am auzit ca a vandut Golf-ul.
All of them: Nu stim care este adevarul!

gagicar suprem

A man who gets all the girls by using only his white t-shirt, parfume and "papagal"

To become gagicar supreme just have all the things mentioned in the definition

Racasanu

A romanian guy who does "combination".

Nu intru pe olx, ca sigur dau de Racasanu pe acolo