LuciBanul

He can be a secret agent, a russian spy or a double/ triple agent and nobody would know.
Also known as 007 (0 - friends told something, 0 - secrets found, 7 - wives at home and nobody knows about them).
He also may have a child called Vladimir.

Person one: Ai auzit ca LuciBanul s-a casatorit?
Person two: Eu am auzit ca a divortat.
Person three: Eu am auzit ca a vandut Golf-ul.
All of them: Nu stim care este adevarul!

gagicar suprem

A man who gets all the girls by using only his white t-shirt, parfume and "papagal"

To become gagicar supreme just have all the things mentioned in the definition

Chiri

Also known as the "Secret Tool of Mickey Mouse". Chiri is the man for the job. When you have a buggy program, a house leakage, or a broken car, you can always call Chiri.

Necunoscut: Am eu un baiat.

Eu: Este Chiri?
Necunoscut: Nu.
Eu: Atunci nu ma intereseaza.

Racasanu

A romanian guy who does "combination".

Nu intru pe olx, ca sigur dau de Racasanu pe acolo