LuciBanul

He can be a secret agent, a russian spy or a double/ triple agent and nobody would know.
Also known as 007 (0 - friends told something, 0 - secrets found, 7 - wives at home and nobody knows about them).
He also may have a child called Vladimir.

Person one: Ai auzit ca LuciBanul s-a casatorit?
Person two: Eu am auzit ca a divortat.
Person three: Eu am auzit ca a vandut Golf-ul.
All of them: Nu stim care este adevarul!