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Sarcasm mixed with a generous helping of bitterness.
Sarcastic, angry and bitter at the world, especially men, Noodle is sarcaustic.
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The conjunction of the Australian slang word 'bloke', and 'excursion' - when two males venture out into the world, typically to do manly Australian things, such as riding motorcycles, smoking cigars, fighting sharks and/or wrestling crocodiles.
With the roar of petrol engines and the whiff of cigars, the blokescursion had begun.
A public relations or marketing person who gushes enthusiastically about a concept or story idea to a journalist, but understands very little about the actual subject matter - much like a spaniel can be *really* excited about fetching that stick, but doesn't know why.
Rebecca called me today and blabbed on about some garbage concept her client's firm is working on. She's such a spaniel.
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An exaggerated fear that a friend will pike out or bail on you for a pre-arranged meeting.
This phobia is usually suffered by those with very, very unreliable pals.
I'm supposed to catch up with Noodle on the weekend, but I just *know* she's going to pike on me. I have pikeophobia.
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A phrase borrowed from instructions commonly found on bottles of shampoo and hair conditioner. It is used to indicate that a certain pattern of behaviour will, inevitably, occur again - usually despite furious claims that it won't.
This phrase is particularly applicable to people in troubled relationships.
Once again, after three months of dating, Noodle has frightened off her latest man. Now she's dating someone else. Rinse, repeat.
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An unfortunate combination of Tourette's Syndrome and Dyslexia. Sufferers are involuntarily compelled to utter streams of gibberish and seemingly disconnected words, frequently at inopportune times.
Crowie suffers from Tourettsia. He's always spouting off gibberish for no good reason.
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