Spork

You call someone this when your annoyed and dont want to say cunt.

'Your an absolute spork'

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Clapped

Used to call things broken, damaged or ugly

'This controller is absolutely clapped'

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Saderday

Saderday is the way people from Somerset say Saturday.

Person 1. Wat day is it today
Person 2. 'Its Saderday'