kelp hugger

A marine environmentalist or one who believes underwater kelp forests and all living things in the ocean or beaches should not be damaged or harmed. Someone who works to protect the aquatic environment from destruction or pollution. The synonym of a tree hugger or hippie except in an oceanic or aquatic environment.

Dana's such a kelp hugger that she joined Surfrider Foundation and now does the beach clean-up every month.

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mouse whisperer

A person good at computers. A person skilled in doing anything quickly and comfortably on a computer, laptop, tablet or smart phone usually using a mouse or not.

My wife got on the computer and fixed our mortgage payment issue then paid the bank in 10 minutes with just some clicks of the mouse. She’s a mouse whisperer.

blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take it from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).

Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!

Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!

Blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take the act of fellatio from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).

Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!
Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!