exit strategy

a pre-arranged plan whereby one leaves an awkward or uncomfortable situation with as much subtlety as possible.

opposite of walk of shame when applied to a sexual scenario.

"Let's plan an exit strategy for that party incase it gets boring."

"I'm glad I had an exit strategy put in place the next morning, she looked much better with the beer goggles on the night before!"

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bastages

bastages, fargin guys, all explain the higgins family

ratsy, you bastages

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moco

excellently defined above, but with one vital part omitted---a super-liberal hippie village in the mix (Takoma Park).

MoCo is extremely diverse and awesome.

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jesus

Jesus Christ is the son of God according to the Christian faith.

Jesus is my homeboy. Amen.

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skeezing

doing the nasty

"MCA's in the back cause he's skeezin' with a whore..."

- Beastie Boys ( No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn)

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slummin

What your friends will say you were doing after you were caught with a girl that you didn't want them to find out about. (Caught riding a moped)

Lucky I figured I didn't know anybody way out here, I can take this 15 year-old girl here, do what I want to her and keep it a secret.

Windowlicker-1 "hey isn't that Lucky with that girl who looks like she's 12"

Windowlicker-2 "nah Bro, she looks 10 maybe 10 1/2, tops!!"

Windowlicker-1 "Man, that poor bastard is really SLUMMIN, I can't wait to make fun of him at work tomorrow"!!

Lucky "Fuck, they caught me slummin"

Windowlicker-2 "Hey Lucky, nice moped"

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hive

1) home

2) place where people get together; a hang-out

3) an annoying or irritating person

1) after the party, we went over to Donna's hive and partied some more

2) I hear Smashers is a pretty cool hive, ever been there?

3) dude stop being such a hive!

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