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Isnât that cute? Our baby just fluffed for the first time. I wish I had recorded it so I can play it for his first date!â
An FFJ is a Full Fledged Jerk -- not just a jerk at this moment because of something he/she said or did, but a jerk all the time; a person who doesn't learn from their prior jerk-like actions or statements; a/k/a a person who is either too proud or too stupid to stop being a jerk,...even for an hour. This person is a classic example of someone you can dress up, but you can't take them anywhere, rather like a real pig, the actual filthy animal. This is the type of a person who regularly hears, "You are such a jerk!" but doesn't care enough to do anything about it.
"That guy is such an FFJ! -- He backed his truck into my sister's car, and just drove away as he screamed filth at her for having her car parked in his favorite parking space! It was Walmart's parking lot, not his stupid, ugly house!
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A noonie is an industrious young man who is always looking for fun as is willing to work for it. He sees a bicycle he likes, so he mows lawns until he can afford it. He sees skis and poles at a garage sale, so he takes a job cleaning out garages so he can buy them. Any parent would be happy to call their son a noonie!
<> Look at that noonie dance while he mows the lawn. He sure can make working in the heat if the day look like fun! When he has earned enough $$$, heâs going to take his girl out to a movie. Wh v N at a great guy!
<> I need someone to weed my vegetable garden, so Iâm looking for a noonie. Heâll do the work, and Iâll be entertained just watching him!
<> Honey, the attic is a mess! Iâll get the ð¶bomboxð¶ / you hire the noonie, and donât forget to set up the video camera before he gets here. Weâll make a fortune from YouTube likes!
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A barn owl is a lazy farm worker, who instead of doing the job s/he agreed to be paid to do, is likely to be found sleeping in the barn.
I'm tired of hiring teenagers to help work this farm with me only to find out they want to be highly paid barn owls!
LC/NC means, "Low Class/No Class." This is a person or persons who exhibit tactless, dirt-stupid behavior or uses language that would melt your granny's teapot and get you double-strength slapped by your mama. This person knows he/she/they are social pigs, and he/she/they are undeterred from continuing these actions. This type of person can be dressed up, but you can't take them anywhere normal people congregate.
"Bodo and Jojo are now, and have always been LC/NC. Did you hear that filth that erupted from their dirty mouths? I'm surprised the earth didn't open up and swallow them to put that dirt back where it belonged!"
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